
Sit back and relax . Enjoy a mug of tea . . Just come back from KRP , finish ma dinner wif ma besties Elsie . . I really got fucked up with the security guard at there . Act like they were the manager at that place . WTF ??? Hey you , my money in ma purse totally can covered up your monthly salary . DAMN . .
Enough with the anger . . Now , Im facebooking , listening to music , blogging and texting with him . . Kinda funny . I dunno what is wrong wif him . . Kept texting me in English and his English totally (*&^%$ . . * IM SPEECHLESS *
HIS TEXTS ~>
HAHAHAHAHAAH . . DUIT IS MONEY , MONEY IS WANG ,WANG IS U , U IS NUR , NUR IS NUR QURAISHA , NUR QURAISHA IS JUMPING2X WITH HIS BULU KETIAK !! ( Damn you baybey !! Ahahaah !! Actually not 'his' , its her :p )
HECK IS TOMORROW . . TOMMOROW NEVER DIE ! ( WTH ?? Aahahaha !! Totally insane !! )
MORON IS YOU , YOU IS TURUR , TURUR IS BANYAK SAKAP . .SAKAP IS NUR . . NUR IS NUR TURUR !!HAHAHAHAHA !!( LOL !! THIS is killing me !! I talked to him b4 , then suddenly my word become slur til TELUR become TERUR !! Wakakaak !! )
KETAWA IS OK . OK IS BETTER .. BETTER IS BERANAK . . BERANAK IS AKU JD BAPA !!! ( If I really pregnant , I think I'll laugh til I deliver the baby !! )
MONEY IS BAD , BAD IS U , U IS GUD , GUD IS FALL IN LOVE !! ( I love you more baby !! )
DALINK IS ME , ME IS BORINK , BORINK IS KL , KL IS GUDBYE . ( WTF ??? I dun even get it baby . . Lol !! ;p )
SABAH IS BAD , BAD IS MONEY , MONEY IS MORON !! ( Wakakaka . . U laa yg moron syg . . Mau mati ktawa sudaa ni !! )
NO MONEY IS MATI , MATI IS BAD , BAD IS KAWIN LARI , KAWIN LARI IS GOOD !! ( Good kapla mu sana . . Buduh . . )
KRP ?? WHAT IS THAT ?? KUIH ?? SAME AS MACARONI ?? ( Byklaa ko punya macaroni ;p )
OIC . . WHAT IS GOIN ON BAYBEH ??HE SLAP YOU ?? ( Wow . . Seem like your English is gettin' better :D )
WHY DONT YOU PUNCH HIS FACE ??MAYBE HE KNOW YOU DA MANAGER . . ( Wow , PUNCH ??? ( Where you get that word hah ?? Hahahah !! )
SIT IN FRONT OF MY LAPPY ENJOYING READING YOUR BLOG WITH MY TEH ICE . . ( Hahahaah !! Naa . . Siap sudaa blog ku !! )
Hahahaha !! I LOVE YOU ESHAM KING KONG !! MWAHHHX2 !!

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